About The Beard

Hello. My name is SHMAZUZU.

I have been called a spirit, a specter and sometimes even a demon!
I live in a different dimension that has no name, so I really don't know what I am. All I know, is that I can travel into your world and if I want to stick around, I must inhabit a human host. I'm not bad, but if I wanted to, I could possess people and make them do awful stuff. That's not my thing, though. I have noticed that male demons are quite immature and are more prone to shenanigans.

I currently reside in the shell that is known as ISAAC KEITH MARTINEZ, a fella who spends way too much time watching movies, drawing and listening to records. For the record, his thoughts and actions are his own. I just motivate him.

Isaac Keith Martinez 
I never wanted to make Isaac do things through possession like levitate or increase his use of profanity. Being that I do have the power to do stuff like that though, I did use this power to my advantage. I'm tired of people not sharing their talents with others if they can. I happen to find this guy funny and rather informative when it comes to his interests. This is why I force Isaac to talk about Horror Films on YouTube, write about Pop Culture on a Blog and share whatever is on his mind on Twitter. 

When I occupy a person, my presence changes their outer appearance in some way. I can control this. I decided to not alter Isaac's look too much. I had to do something though, so I gave him a beard. Sound boring? I don't care. I like beards and this guy couldn't grow a good one, so I took over and gave him a full face of haunted hair.

How long will I occupy Isaac?
I don't know. I guess I'll leave when I become bored of him.
That may be awhile though. I happen to find the guy amusing.

Don't wait until you get haunted before you do something special with your life. Start now!

Yours Truly,
SHMAZUZU
(Also known as: ISAAC'S HAUNTED BEARD)